Twister 962

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He downs his bourbon and sighs and says, We all have to confront betrayal eventually, and the bald bartender says, That was last call, dude.

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Twister 961

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It was when he hallucinated an albino tiger coming down the stairway that he realized perhaps the milk in the fridge had gone terribly bad.

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Twister 960

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There was a violence to the sky, an ominous shade of gray. But she kept at it, her nimble fingers sculpting the perfect ravioli, one by one.

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Twister 959

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He filtered her words, editing them so that he heard only what he needed to hear. Transforming her rant into: I’m useless without your dick.

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Twister 958

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He drank too much coffee that morning to worry his doctor. He wanted some TLC. If he was lucky maybe she’d finally agree to go out with him.

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Twister 957

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Bob sits there trying to expel the day’s troubles. The difficulties of his life. The grind. What comes out of his ass sounds like an airgun.

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Twister 956

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It wasn’t the most appropriate kind of housewarming gift. Nonetheless they did have a basement now. Room to store the mountain of bratwurst.

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Twister 955

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The first time he changed his kid’s diaper, he dry-heaved for an hour. The second time he confronted his fears in his own way. He tasted it.

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Twister 954

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They were reeling from a crazy MSG high. They drank beer to quench their thirst. And then they went for hot dogs. And then they got married.

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Twister 953

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She called him Steampunk. It took him forever to figure out that she was kind of insulting him. Thereby confirming her diagnosis. As it were

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