Twister 1493

Upon his return she surveyed his purchases, threw some things and stomped off in anger. Oh cmon baby, he pleaded. You know I have the junk!

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Twister 1492

She thought the evening would never end. He never wanted the evening to end. And in that slight difference lay their future. Or lack of one.

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Twister 1491

He says, So will I need a lawyer? She laughs and says, Let’s be civil. And he says, I hardly touched you. And she says, Just not hard enough

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Twister 1490

The endless travel made him ill. Not physically but mentally. In Mexico he had some fun saying he’d gone loco but it was a bittersweet joke.

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Twister 1489

He says, After I eat my milk and cookies, I’m going to kill you. This does nothing for his street cred. Neither does his lactose intolerance

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Twister 1488

He heads to the bankruptcy sale hoping to pick up cheap stuff. I won’t be here when you get back, his wife says. No poetry today, he pleads.

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Twister 1487

My wife invited her vegan friends for dinner which was not something I was happy about. But I whipped up a salad. With a side order of shoe.

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Twister 1486

Stan says, Don’t touch the bamboo. And you don’t because you respect Stan and the weight of his words. And you know that he loves his panda.

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Twister 1485

This is the day he decided to walk away and forget the world. His family didn’t understand. That figures, he said. You who eat all my cereal

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Twister 1484

I wouldn’t lick her face if you paid me. I don’t need the money. Unless you’re offering a lot. Or maybe some food. What does she taste like?

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