Twister 1483

And she says I will leave you if you do that ever again and he smiles and walks into the den and greets the guests and pulls down his pants.

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Twister 1482

There is an intimacy here that is seductive so early in a relationship. She’s happy about it. You farted again didn’t you? she says, beaming

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Twister 1481

She feeds him some melon balls and kisses him and he says, I love you and I love holding and kissing you but don’t feed me your melon balls.

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Twister 1480

He burps violently during breakfast and that sets off an argument about football, lawnmowing and the toilet. Then she flings her eggs at him

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Twister 1479

Then she says, And he called me ugly, and he holds her in his arms as she sobs and feels bad that he kind of agrees with the lout’s opinion.

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Twister 1478

He fluffs the blanket and sets out the grub. The sun shines down on the corndogs and Doritos and beer. This so isn’t going to work, she says

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Twister 1477

I’m not as thin as a mannequin. And I like yelling, It’s too cold for Birkenstocks! I will kiss her on the mouth. And she’ll squeeze me hard

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Twister 1476

You don’t have time to make corn beef hash now! she screams. He hushes her and hugs her and says, There’s always time to make my hash, dear.

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Twister 1475

He parked his car and walked to the office in the rain and showed up a bit moist and his boss said HQ is coming, you’re a mess. He threw up.

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Twister 1474

He said, I’m going for a walk, and didn’t return. His family looked for him and then had to give up. And went back to watching their TV show

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