Twister 1523

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He never watched the news. So he was surprised to see a tiger in his backyard. And a helicopter overhead. Now he wished he was wearing pants

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Twister 1522

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He threw up and washed his face and then he buffed his shoes and returned to the table. They had just served desert. I love brunch, he said.

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Twister 1521

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He says, there was Tabasco. He says, And then I cut some onions. And she punches him in the face. That’s almost what it feels like, she says

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Twister 1520

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

After the rains, he surveys the muddy lawn and strips off his clothes. He calls out for his wife. Honey, he shouts. I think it’s just right!

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Twister 1519

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The girls destroyed their meal. Jill said, I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. Ann said, Who’s the guy? And then an attack of the giggles

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Twister 1518

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They kissed under a sky resplendent with stars. The campfire hissed and crackled. So they they didn’t hear the approach of the grizzly bear.

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Twister 1517

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Her pumps just did something to her backside and when she walked by the men they put down their signs and followed her. The strike was over.

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Twister 1516

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The security guard chokes on his food court fries. And no one rushes to help him. Because the new Japanese place is giving out free tempura.

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Twister 1515

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There was blood on the floor and cologne in the air. Too much cologne, and of a hideous nature. That explains the blood, the detective said.

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Twister 1514

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Oh sweet people, James says. And this resonates in the room. Because they’re all stoned and silent. And then finally someone says, I’m sour.

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