Twister 1544

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He sees her from across the street and is immediately in love. And when he crosses the street to meet his destiny, he is flattened by a car.

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Twister 1543

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They thought jumping from third story windows was a good idea. They really did. They really really did. No really. I can’t believe it either

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Twister 1542

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

At the board meeting the new guys threw around their MBA codewords until the crusty boss took out his bazooka and threatened them with death

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Twister 1541

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Janet had a real thing for lumberjacks. She was open about it. She loved the overtones of “wood” and “timber”. She loved the undertones too.

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Twister 1540

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She wakes up and hears him in the shower. She is cocooned in the sheets, a butterfly about to be born. And then she rolls onto the wet spot.

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Twister 1539

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He loosed the dogs and they ran hither and yon, but they didn’t bite any of the intruders. He should have fed them a higher brand of kibble.

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Twister 1538

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Sue runs into the office just as Joe digs deep inside his nose. This is so awkward, she says. While he hopes she doesn’t look under his desk

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Twister 1537

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He wants to travel. To see the temples of Kyoto and eat calamari on Santorini. And he will. As soon as he gets the grand piano off his foot.

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Twister 1536

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He opened the fridge and gasped. It was full of fruit. He disapproved of his wife’s diet. He for one was thankful he couldn’t see his penis.

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Twister 1535

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There was a commotion outside. Another car accident, he told her. She shrugged. It would help if you did that away from the window, he said.

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