Twister 1554

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She says, Your presentation skills leave a lot to be desired. And she’s about to say something worse but he says, So no to the sock puppets?

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Twister 1553

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He came home and opened the door quietly and tiptoed in. And found his wife in bed with another man. I was doing something similar, he said.

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Twister 1552

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He buys her perfume and roses and then gets mugged and shows up at her door with a black eye. Help, he says. Where are my flowers? she asks.

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Twister 1551

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jones went to work in his bathrobe. But his bosses’ hatred for him was such that they wouldn’t fire him. Because that would be showing mercy

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Twister 1550

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He gave up a career in corporate law and moved to the country and bought some chickens. His joy was palpable. And he loved saying “peckers.”

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Twister 1549

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He came home from a date and told his roommate, She smells like my ex-mother in law. I can’t abide by that, he said. But secretly? He could.

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Twister 1548

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The watchman sneezes and wakes the cats and quickly regrets not taking his allergy pills; just another regret before the tigers are upon him

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Twister 1547

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

So this blind guy hit me with his walking stick. Hard. I didn’t want to but I punched him. I told my kid, You didn’t see that. He understood

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Twister 1546

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She says, Chew some gum. He takes a breath mint. I don’t want my dad to smell me on your breath, she says. I should shave too then, he says.

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Twister 1545

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He threw the rake in anger and it got lodged in the majestic oak and suddenly the oak didn’t look so much majestic as a fucking life sucker.

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