Twister 1574

She needed a drink but the bars around the office didn’t carry her brand of bourbon. I need a stiff one, not a quick one, she said laughing.

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Twister 1573

Dinner was a disappointment. This chef’s on crack, she said. The date was important to John. So? She asked. I bet you’re delicious, he said.

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Twister 1572

The more his wife became a vegetarian, the more he loved steak. We have a problem, she said. You have a problem, he said. Pass the potatoes.

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Twister 1571

He was going to teach his son to be a respectable man. He cleared his throat and spit on the ground. His son did the same. Attaboy, he said.

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Twister 1570

They thought he died but he only fell asleep in his soup during lunch. He’d complained about being tired lately. Having a mistress was hard.

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Twister 1569

He greeted his daughter with enthusiasm. He asked her everything about school, about her teacher, her friends. But mostly about her teacher.

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Twister 1568

By the end of the year, they all realized that everyone had slept with everyone else. They shared a laugh. Then they all went to get tested.

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Twister 1567

Jim says, Maybe I don’t have to wear pants. And then he dies. And because he’d insisted, his last words are his epitaph. Jim becomes famous.

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Twister 1566

They were two ships passing in the night. Except they didn’t manage the pass part and crashed. And lots of people died and there was a movie

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Twister 1565

Jones yawns and Sue says, I guess it’s time to go and Linda says, Just one more and Vij says, I gotta work and Linda says, I’m not finished.

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