Twister 1584

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The chainsaw thing cost him his left arm. So he worked his right arm to impressive size. His wife made him change places in bed. For access.

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Twister 1583

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Billy’s sleeping with Alison and Joan. He’s 17 and he figures he’s cool who cares? Except that Alison is pregnant. And Joan is Allison’s mom

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Twister 1582

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They lean into the frigid wind and march on, stubborn, determined. Their exhaustion is fiercely noble. And shows a hunger for free Twinkies.

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Twister 1581

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She closes the blinds, shutting out the relentless truth of the sun. Remember the last time we left the blinds open? he asks. She undresses.

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Twister 1580

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Now I feel like I have a headache and I have to puke. This is what she tells me. Well, this is what happens when you don’t drink, I tell her

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Twister 1579

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The waiter was so determined to be all happy, he ruined my meal. So, after he poured me yet another water, I tripped him. Now who was happy?

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Twister 1578

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He woke up happy. Then his pants split during the presentation to the executive board. He ate some bad figs. He lost his watch. His TV died.

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Twister 1577

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He enters the room and sees her sitting on the chaise lounge, dressed in a bathrobe. Do I know you? he asks. She sits up. You will, she says

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Twister 1576

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She hated blind dates. She had promised her friend she wouldn’t mention his job. But she sniffed him out and said, You must be the fry cook.

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Twister 1575

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Alan walks his dog every morning past the divorcee’s house. He doesn’t know why he does it. She has to be at least 70. But she’s a young 70.

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