Twister 1634

Bob smelled bad but that didn’t get him fired. It was his fucking nose picking at inopportune moments. And because he never carried tissues.

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Twister 1633

He sat in the middle of the hall and admired the ladies in their low cut jeans. And then he dropped quarters hoping they would pick them up.

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Twister 1632

The lightning flickers like strobes. Inside, John cowers in the corner of his room, as he imagines Tom Cruise lurking in the shadowy depths.

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Twister 1631

They had met on the bridge many years ago. And then they were married and bought appliances and had kids. And then the bridge was demolished

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Twister 1630

She woke up and said, You’re nothing like people think you are. And he rubbed the sleep from his eyes and smiled. Don’t tell anyone, he said

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Twister 1629

There is drinking and flirting and then they’re up in his hotel room and she rips off his shirt and he says, Man, I really liked that shirt.

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Twister 1628

When Big Al sees the receptionist eating a lentil burger, he says, Not only is she freaking me out she’s mocking my way of life. She agrees.

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Twister 1627

Al watches Liz eat a drumstick and feels lust. He tries to concentrate on his coleslaw. But he takes a napkin and wipes sauce from her chin.

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Twister 1626

After he burned his hand on a hot cast iron pan he evaluated things and put aloe on his burn and drank a beer. He went to bed. Fuck, he said

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Twister 1625

The kid watches his father sleep and decides to touch his nose. The father groans and wakes up slowly. Dad you’re smelly, the kid announces.

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