Twister 1704

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He kisses his wife deeply and says, I want to have as much sex as couples do on TV. She laughs and says, You need to watch more sports dear.

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Twister 1703

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

In the shower that morning, he poked himself in the eye while shampooing. Instead of getting back in bed, he went to work. And fired people.

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Twister 1702

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She had met him once, somewhere, and now here he was again. Hitting on her. He clearly didn’t remember her at all. And that was good enough.

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Twister 1701

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

After the surgery, he spends his days staring out the window. It relaxes him and helps the healing. I really like trees, he tells the nurse.

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Twister 1700

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The doctor falls in the mud and his wife says, Take my hand. But he examines the arc of his life, and he says, I’ve never felt more at home.

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Twister 1699

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She kisses him and he says, Woah, get out of my space, and she packs up and leaves him and he says, But now, I totally want you in my space.

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Twister 1698

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jim’s kid tells him not to drink milk out of the carton. It’s my prerogative as an adult, Jim says. Then I want a divorce dad, the kid says.

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Twister 1697

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He yells, I’m everything I don’t want to be! And he hears someone say, Welcome to the club, asshole! And then he gets a massive TV contract.

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Twister 1696

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His title is so stupid that he refuses to carry a business card. This affects him in a profound way he can’t understand. Though he wants to.

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Twister 1695

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He says I want to shove this peanut butter up your ass and she says Would that were true and they get in their respective cars and drive off

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