It is all too unfamiliar to him. He smiles an enormous smile; people on the street think he’s crazy. What is the opposite of hurt? he yells.

She’s had enough of the loudmouth but she’s polite and so she hands him a note that reads, You are what women use when they get very smelly.

The sailor said hello to the mermaid except it was really a walrus. You look like my wife, the sailor said. My apologies, the walrus replied