Twister 1714

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He watched her cut the onions and when she cried he wanted to comfort her. But he was allergic to onions. And to open displays of affection.

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Twister 1713

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The date was going well and she asked him what he did and he said, I write music for commercials, and she said, I really can’t respect that.

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Twister 1712

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was rich and quiet and a bit of a gourmand. When he saw the woman he wanted to marry he said, Let’s go to Switzerland and eat some cheese

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Twister 1711

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Her unhappiness was a pool with no bottom and she had felt this for years. I’m never finished, she said. So sue me, he said. And so she did.

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Twister 1710

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He sees her, and even though he’s married, he knows his life has changed forever. He approaches her. And she breaks his nose with one punch.

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Twister 1709

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The paint job was substandard and she refused to pay them. There was enormous shouting. And then she kind of roared a bit. And that was that

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Twister 1708

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They had some kids and sailed through life, buffeted by winds they never expected and then one day over breakfast, she said, What day is it?

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Twister 1707

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The power goes out and there is a mild panic. But they find the alcohol and mix cocktails and are caught making love when the power returns.

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Twister 1706

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The clouds descended on the town like a gam of morose weasels. Nothing good would come of this. John looked up and said, Go hide the knives.

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Twister 1705

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The job interview was going great until his lunch came up and he let loose a hellacious burp. Oh crap, he said. Not even close, he was told.

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