Twister 2055

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He is an armless, hairless avant-garde composer working on an oratorio based on Peanut Butter Jelly Time. The reviews will crush his nutsack

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Twister 2054

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He wasn’t faithful to his wife over some deeply felt monogamy. Rather, he feared she might be the only one who’d accept his awkward grunting

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Twister 2053

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The travel writer with no sense of direction ends up in Estonia but files a story about Morocco anyway. It’s all the same, he says cynically

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Twister 2052

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The lady beside him sneezes the entire flight. She doesn’t have tissues. The plane lands. What is it with you people? he asks the stewardess

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Twister 2051

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They fought, and he turned on the TV to cool off. And he was mesmerized by an ad for mustard. Why can’t my family be like that? he wondered.

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Twister 2050

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The car went fast and he couldn’t quite believe the speed with which he was traveling. Slow down, she pleaded. I’ll think about it, he said.

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Twister 2049

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He travels the world and says he likes the Russian girls best because they expect the least from the world. And that kind of suits him fine.

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Twister 2048

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The grad students are smart but not smart enough to know when not to be smart. So the bully won’t let them go to the toilet at the Taco Bell

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Twister 2047

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The singer had a lisp so when he said, This song’s broken, the production assistant bought him new underwear. And the assistant lost her job

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Twister 2046

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The farmer has nightmares about being covered in wax. He wakes to find his fields covered in rocks. He tells the goats they’re safe for now.

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