Twister 2045

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They’d been having problems with the marriage ever since he threw up at the symphony. He claimed he wasn’t feeling well. But she knew better

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Twister 2044

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was sure that no one loved him anymore, even though he had nothing to support the notion, save for the rude notes left behind by his mom.

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Twister 2043

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

When he read the letter he thought the world had changed. But the sky was still blue, he checked. It was true, the wife was now a vegetarian

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Twister 2042

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And she keeps asking me if I’ve eaten her biscotti which makes me wonder what she’s put into the things. I mean we only slept together once.

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Twister 2041

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was the kind of guy who always woke up before the alarm went off. But he was never happier than when his wife announced that she was late

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Twister 2040

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The fire descends onto the village and then engulfs it. Houses and lives are lost. But someone gets an idea for a TV show. So all’s not lost

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Twister 2039

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I called my wife “retarded” and her sister’s not well, you see, so now I’m sleeping in this park and the squirrels are looking mighty tasty.

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Twister 2038

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And on the day Jim first saw her, his car quit on him, he was mugged, and he lost his dream job. And he still told her, I’m quite the catch.

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Twister 2037

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

After 10 years, he realized he didn’t get the point of marriage anymore and perhaps never did. He told this to his wife. She laughed. A lot.

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Twister 2036

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They walk into the restaurant and a stunned silence envelopes the room. The maitre d’ seats them in a corner. Next time wear a bra, he says.

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