Tagged: Work (581)

Twister 626

He decides to ask for the raise. He’s spent months thinking up a plan. He marches into the boss’s office. She laughs. He pulls up his pants.

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Twister 731

Jim got up off his knees slowly. That was humiliating, he said. I trust that’s the last time you ask for a raise, Tom said, doing up his fly

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Twister 859

It wasn’t that he was fired that bugged him. It was the how he was fired. With darts. And “Looks Like We Made It” blaring out of the stereo.

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Twister 1025

There is too much work to do. The work never ends. He feels something give inside. Something big. And he knows he has to go home and change.

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Twister 1186

So what if you’re married and I’m spoken for? he says. We were meant to be, he whispers. And thus he becomes known as the office Pepe Le Pew

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Twister 1350

His office nickname is Flip. He doesn’t own a tie without some kind of food stain. He prefers lime cordials. His television is just enormous

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Twister 1475

He parked his car and walked to the office in the rain and showed up a bit moist and his boss said HQ is coming, you’re a mess. He threw up.

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Twister 1608

He was stuck in traffic again, every day the same old thing. He was tired of podcasts. And finally understood the real value in car pooling.

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Twister 1724

There was a brawl at work because someone yelled “Frank Black is God” and after someone says that there really is no room for any discussion

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Twister 1886

He’s an insurance adjuster with anger management issues and a chainsaw and when his burger comes without pickles the result is pretty tragic

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