His office was at the food court. He dispensed legal advice for free food and companionship. He made friends with many kids. And their moms.
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Twister 728
He knew enough about nothing to become a pundit. He became famous telling non-truths. His daughter called him a liar. And he left his family
Twister 833
Ann wants something more. Her job is a disaster. She’s in a new city with no friends. This is her chance. Take off your underwear, she says.
Twister 1006
The water tasted bad. He was thirsty but not desperate. So he opened the drawer and found his emergency flask and began the day with bourbon
Twister 1169
And when they all complained about the food the chef came out and announced that his wife had left him and that he’d crapped in the lettuce.
Twister 1330
Every morning, it’s the same thing. He’s stuck in traffic and dreams of inventing hovercrafts and sex doll holograms. He loves traffic jams.
Twister 1464
The office is empty. The hum of the lights is gone, replaced by the silence of nothingness, of a once full void. Until he yells like Tarzan.
Twister 1586
He is a lifestyle expert. He got rich telling other people how to live. But his table cloth is revolting. And he eats ice cream from the tub
Twister 1713
The date was going well and she asked him what he did and he said, I write music for commercials, and she said, I really can’t respect that.
Twister 1878
After Jim had fired twelve people, he called the boss to inform him. And he said, You have the personality of an appliance. And he resigned.
