Tagged: Work (581)

Twister 655

Judge Ellis giggled at words like “ash.” He’d been daydreaming on the bench and decided on a vacation. Touring the world’s active volcanoes.

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Twister 745

She got the covers of some big magazines. She married a tycoon. She divorced him. She took pills. She got the covers of some other magazines

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Twister 882

He was a saucier in a bad restaurant. He got into fights with people who called him “saucy.” When he drew blood the comments were relentless

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Twister 1047

Anderson got the promotion. He went out with friends and got so drunk he stole a horse. And he abused the horse. And so the horse abused him

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Twister 1218

Philip stares out his office window, dreaming of a sexier job. I don’t frolic enough, he thinks. Then he undresses. And the shouting begins.

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Twister 1396

When they came out of the meeting they were in a changed unfamiliar world. I told you we had way too many slides in that PowerPoint, he said

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Twister 1506

The pilot yells out, There’s no need to panic! But it’s too late. And the megaphone lacks batteries. They’re in the sex toys. And the purser

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Twister 1628

When Big Al sees the receptionist eating a lentil burger, he says, Not only is she freaking me out she’s mocking my way of life. She agrees.

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Twister 1733

He says, I’m on an expense account. And later, he regrets having said that because the guys that take advantage of him aren’t all that cool.

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Twister 1903

He comes home late from work. He looks like he’s been run over. She asks, What is it? He sighs. Being a man is constant humiliation, he says

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