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She gave the mailman a coffee and he took this the wrong way and made a comment and she pushed him away and he said, The terrorists have won

Then he tried to rhyme a word with “eternal” and he knew the interview was over. And he had failed again. You see, he said, I’m bad at life.

He dug a hole just for the sake of digging it. He went inside to get a beer. It’s come to this, he told his wife. And he returned to the job

He sits in the middle of his open concept office and notices that every female co-worker is sexy and this is why his productivity is so low.

He had fun faking existentialism in French class. Je ne sais quoi, whatever, he said. The teacher said, Touché. Though he meant to say jerk