The job interview was going great until his lunch came up and he let loose a hellacious burp. Oh crap, he said. Not even close, he was told.
Tagged: Work (581)
Twister 1857
The marketing guys broke up the meeting with a French accented “We don’t care” and then the intern stood up and gunned them down one by one.
Twister 2022
The TV genius pitches a new show: celebrities undoing knots. He has a tagline: It’s Knot TV. Yes he loses his job. And starts a media empire
Twister 2226
The meeting ended. A smell of lavender coming from somewhere. The men found it quite offensive. One of them threw up. And called his banker.
Twister 2379
He took sick leave for exhaustion and returned to work two months later and his boss said, Are you still crazy? and then he felt tired again
Twister 2585
Jones surveys the damage. The blood splattered walls and broken chairs. And then he lets loose with a laugh. That was some meeting! he says.
Twister 2766
The meeting dragged on and on. He was drifting away. The client was important but long winded. He studies his nails and dreams of manicures.
Twister 3076
They feel numb. I’m having an out of body experience, she whispers. He lets his imagination soar. And the PowerPoint presentation continues.
Twister 3306
She sent him the type of emails that precipitated vigorous hand washing. His secretary noted the softness of his hands. Life was complicated
Twister 459
Sure, they could sing loud and drink bourbon and whistle at girls but they had grown up and their wives were strict and they might get fired
