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The history teacher suffered the breakdown early in the year. We spend too much time worried about hair! he yelled during a class on Brazil.

At the financiers’ convention, a sign reads: Money makes the heart grow horny. Despite their objections, inside they all know it to be true.

There was so much love in the air he found himself making up words. She thought it endearing. But he worked at a call center. And was fired.

The executive complained about his life to the bartender. Then he threw up. Now I have something to complain about, too, the bartender said.

The fire chiefs argued about the proper course of action and jurisdictional issues, and they resolved nothing and the building burned down.

The ad exec implored his staff to get excited about laxatives but he was cheap and they were young and not jaded enough to slum it like this

My secretary dropped off some papers and sniffed at the air. I checked my pits, and really hated her for being so damned passive-aggressive.

The therapist scared her. He was too Judd Hirsch for her and she couldn’t take him seriously. And this made her despise herself all the more