Tagged: Work (581)

Twister 669

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The fire chief said, I can’t believe she left me. The fireman said, What about this fire? The chief said, The fire went out a long time ago.

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Twister 764

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jones feels a kind of destiny right now, that his entire life was meant to make money and then make more money. All so he can eat this taco.

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Twister 895

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The critic overheard the chef say “That’s one bad onion” and it informed everything in his review. Even though the place only served dessert

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Twister 1102

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He fell in love with the girl at the post office. But because her job was so tragic he never asked her out. His stamp collection is enormous

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Twister 1234

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

After an introduction, the guest speaker approaches the mic and says, This convention tastes like taint. The ensuing commotion is tremendous

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Twister 1405

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They crowd into her office and shut the door and stand there, shaking. What? she asks finally, visibly annoyed. You intimidate us, Lou says.

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Twister 1525

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jones stares into his computer dreaming of retirement. Of rocking chairs, soft food and pointless stories. Too bad he started work yesterday

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Twister 1637

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The fireman loved his son but sometimes he wanted to break his son’s fingers and when he felt that way he went out and set buildings on fire

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Twister 1754

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jones walks into a convention of retired gymnasts and has to pinch himself. He returns to work, smiling. Best lunch break ever, he declares.

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Twister 1906

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jim walks toward the commotion to find teens fighting over chocolate. I can settle this, he announces. I’m a CPA. And the kids are upon him.

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