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When they sang the song the crowd launched the hall to the moon. This is why they played. The feeling. The moment. And, of course, the girls

He went to the movie and felt like he’d been crapped on. He wanted to complain to someone so he wrote the exact same movie and made millions

Sven spent his entire adult life working on the play. And finally on opening night, the only published review called the piece “craptastic.”

This cab ride wouldn’t be so bad if the cabbie didn’t pick his nose so much, Jo thinks. I could be married, he says. But I’m not that gross.

The meeting broke up after someone called the CEO a wet baboon. Later, he would feel shame when he saw his pits while posing in the bathroom

He wanted to be a doctor but the thought of blood made him queasy. So he became a barber. A bad one. Who threw up on his customers regularly

He enters the interview with the optimism of a dog sniffing a fire hydrant. He exits feeling depressed and dejected. Because he got the job.