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The meeting went late into the night. Jim told everyone about a new organic market in town. I’d drive out of my way for that stuff, he said.

The office day ended and a large group went to the local bar and got excessively drunk and went back to the office and peed on all the desks

He hates the people he works with. He finds them bland. So he spends his days staring blankly at a computer screen, dreaming of better days.

The word ‘China’ came up at the meeting, and it left them feeling like they were on top of things. So they got drunk and waited for the end.

The new guy brings booze to the meeting. So I’ll have someone to blame when I take my shirt off and get all Madonna on the conference table.

And then it was the time for the martini. He assembled his co-workers. He said, Most embarrassing coupling wins the Blu-ray player tomorrow!

He spilled coffee on his shirt just as he entered the meeting. He noted the potential client’s look of disapproval. I hate you too, he said.

He reads the email and feels complete dejection. He walks over to his wife’s office. He knocks on her door and says, You’re so professional.

And so it happened that everyone in the office wore plaid on the same day and that’s how it was discovered that he had a rather small penis.

He dropped his pencil. But all the women were wearing skirts and he was worried about a lawsuit. And it was like the meeting never happened.