When Big Al sees the receptionist eating a lentil burger, he says, Not only is she freaking me out she’s mocking my way of life. She agrees.
Tagged: Work (581)
Twister 1733
He says, I’m on an expense account. And later, he regrets having said that because the guys that take advantage of him aren’t all that cool.
Twister 1903
He comes home late from work. He looks like he’s been run over. She asks, What is it? He sighs. Being a man is constant humiliation, he says
Twister 2101
He walked to the meeting determined to be noticed. Is that a gun in your pocket? the flirtatious director asked. Yes it is, he said smiling.
Twister 2253
Jones had worked hard to get to the top. His office had a magnificent view. His desk was made of endangered wood. But his gas was relentless
Twister 2490
The boss burst into the meeting and yelled, It was a strategic purchase! and ran out. Jones cleared his throat. It was a hooker, he told us.
Twister 2667
She sits at her desk, asking questions for surveys. She hordes the answers she likes, keeping them in storage for when she really needs them
Twister 2946
The window washer starts at the top, the 22nd floor, and works his way down. And then some guy on 19 dribbles a pot of coffee out the window
Twister 3201
The men looked down on the cheese plate with horror. Who cut the cheese? the head chef demanded. No one said anything. And then the giggles.
Twister 3498
A memo went around inviting people to something that no one wanted to go to and Sam fought the urge to yell: Just another day at the office!
