Anderson got the promotion. He went out with friends and got so drunk he stole a horse. And he abused the horse. And so the horse abused him
Tagged: Work (581)
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Philip stares out his office window, dreaming of a sexier job. I don’t frolic enough, he thinks. Then he undresses. And the shouting begins.
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When they came out of the meeting they were in a changed unfamiliar world. I told you we had way too many slides in that PowerPoint, he said
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The pilot yells out, There’s no need to panic! But it’s too late. And the megaphone lacks batteries. They’re in the sex toys. And the purser
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When Big Al sees the receptionist eating a lentil burger, he says, Not only is she freaking me out she’s mocking my way of life. She agrees.
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He says, I’m on an expense account. And later, he regrets having said that because the guys that take advantage of him aren’t all that cool.
Twister 1903
He comes home late from work. He looks like he’s been run over. She asks, What is it? He sighs. Being a man is constant humiliation, he says
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He walked to the meeting determined to be noticed. Is that a gun in your pocket? the flirtatious director asked. Yes it is, he said smiling.
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Jones had worked hard to get to the top. His office had a magnificent view. His desk was made of endangered wood. But his gas was relentless
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The boss burst into the meeting and yelled, It was a strategic purchase! and ran out. Jones cleared his throat. It was a hooker, he told us.
