Tagged: Work (581)

He wanted to be a doctor but the thought of blood made him queasy. So he became a barber. A bad one. Who threw up on his customers regularly

He enters the interview with the optimism of a dog sniffing a fire hydrant. He exits feeling depressed and dejected. Because he got the job.

Her pumps just did something to her backside and when she walked by the men they put down their signs and followed her. The strike was over.

Bob smelled bad but that didn’t get him fired. It was his fucking nose picking at inopportune moments. And because he never carried tissues.

The lawyers get so drunk they feel like they can bulldoze the walls of their reality but they don’t know how and get kicked out of the club.

The history teacher suffered the breakdown early in the year. We spend too much time worried about hair! he yelled during a class on Brazil.

At the financiers’ convention, a sign reads: Money makes the heart grow horny. Despite their objections, inside they all know it to be true.

There was so much love in the air he found himself making up words. She thought it endearing. But he worked at a call center. And was fired.