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And he knows it’s wrong. He has much to lose. He has worked hard to get what he has achieved. But that new girl in the office has cute feet.

The CEO got down on all fours searching for his contact lens. And his secretary entered the room. This is a change, she said, taking a photo

He was nervous. It was obvious. And he’d fucked up. He had to say something to the boss. And I can vacuum! he said. She smiled victoriously.

Jones looked different. He was asked about his hair, his weight, his clothes. So he sent out an email to his colleagues. I’m happy, it said.

He stands up to speak to the convention. This is the zenith of his professional life. I need a drink, he says into the mike. And he gets one

He delivered the presentation while drunk on wine and lost his job the next day. He couldn’t understand why. It was a pinot grigio, he said.