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She asks him what he does and he says, I play with words. He’s pleased with himself and she leans in and says, That means you’re poor right?

The lawyers saw another night of take-out in front of them and the young one looked at her boss and said, Why do you pick your nose so much?

Elisa sings while driving to work; she feels alive behind the wheel. At the office, the enforced silence of cubicleland grinds her to dust.

He worked as a weatherman and then got depressed talking of depressions. And always being wrong. So he became an economist. And then a clown

As a child he delivered newspapers. As an adult he delivered bad news daily. Because he was a negative person. And the world’s worst surgeon