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She asks him what he does and he says, I play with words. He’s pleased with himself and she leans in and says, That means you’re poor right?

The lawyers saw another night of take-out in front of them and the young one looked at her boss and said, Why do you pick your nose so much?

He says, I’ll meet you down by the cafe and then he makes a ridiculous face and she says you ruined the mood and he says, I’m in advertising

His rise to power at the office was thwarted by a night of karaoke. You can’t overcome this, a coworker said. Meaning he had nothing to lose

The meeting attained surreal status shortly into its fourth hour. Someone begged for donuts. Anything. Instead, the boss took off his pants.