Tagged: Work (581)

Twister 2667

She sits at her desk, asking questions for surveys. She hordes the answers she likes, keeping them in storage for when she really needs them

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Twister 2946

The window washer starts at the top, the 22nd floor, and works his way down. And then some guy on 19 dribbles a pot of coffee out the window

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Twister 3201

The men looked down on the cheese plate with horror. Who cut the cheese? the head chef demanded. No one said anything. And then the giggles.

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Twister 3498

A memo went around inviting people to something that no one wanted to go to and Sam fought the urge to yell: Just another day at the office!

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Twister 146

They farted and laughed and farted some more. The room smelled like cheese and salami and this also made them laugh. Until the boss came in.

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Twister 145

When they sang the song the crowd launched the hall to the moon. This is why they played. The feeling. The moment. And, of course, the girls

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Twister 274

He went to the movie and felt like he’d been crapped on. He wanted to complain to someone so he wrote the exact same movie and made millions

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Twister 415

Sven spent his entire adult life working on the play. And finally on opening night, the only published review called the piece “craptastic.”

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Twister 534

He said “frequently” once too often and was fired. With cause. He could not find a lawyer to take his case. And so his overeating got worse.

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Twister 666

He’s a super nice guy. He says super a lot. He smiles his white toothed smile and holds doors open for all. His colleagues want to kill him.

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