They huddle around the table, this disparate group, the office wunderkinds, and they try to fix the thing. But they can’t. Even they know it
Tagged: Work (581)
Twister 934
He undoes his tie and walks home. Then he decides to down a shot at each bar he passes. And then in the park he kicks a pigeon. Just because
Twister 1157
He takes a pencil and jams it into his hand and he calls HR and says he’s been stabbed. But not in the back, he says, because I can’t reach.
Twister 1283
The butcher wears an ascot. During the novocaine of winter, he is tasked with making dead things delicious. “Funkytown” plays on the stereo.
Twister 1457
He spent an hour explaining the idea of beef jerky to his boss. He thought about quitting. But the executive seats were made of real leather
Twister 1576
She hated blind dates. She had promised her friend she wouldn’t mention his job. But she sniffed him out and said, You must be the fry cook.
Twister 1705
The job interview was going great until his lunch came up and he let loose a hellacious burp. Oh crap, he said. Not even close, he was told.
Twister 1857
The marketing guys broke up the meeting with a French accented “We don’t care” and then the intern stood up and gunned them down one by one.
Twister 2022
The TV genius pitches a new show: celebrities undoing knots. He has a tagline: It’s Knot TV. Yes he loses his job. And starts a media empire
Twister 2226
The meeting ended. A smell of lavender coming from somewhere. The men found it quite offensive. One of them threw up. And called his banker.
