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He put a box next to his inbox. He labelled it “regrets.” Within weeks it threatened to topple over. And that’s when he knew he should quit.

His colleagues could no longer ignore the odor emanating from his office and confronted him. This is where all the dead bodies are, he said.

He’s got this dumb smile and everyone knows he had sex the night before except his wife works in the office too. And she’s not smiling much.

Bob made the presentation and there was applause. He muttered something and then Lynn took out a lighter. I said I’M on fire today, Bob said

He decides to ask for the raise. He’s spent months thinking up a plan. He marches into the boss’s office. She laughs. He pulls up his pants.