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The neighbors heard the boom. There was some panic. But inside the house there was rapture. Let’s do that again, she told him. And they did.

He tells her he loves her and he takes her to dinner and later he tells her he loves her again and at the end of the evening she says, Ouch.

The self absorbed couple fall into bed and grope and lick and kiss and then after a while he says, Pay more attention to me, and she doesn’t

He took a swig from the bottle and rolled off her and she said, This isn’t love, and he said, Then I don’t know, man, and she felt relieved.

He came home late and admitted his infidelity. Why would you do that? she said, on the verge of tears. He hoped the question was rhetorical.