Tagged: Sex (778)

Twister 1199

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

1. That’s the way he carried the shovel. 2. If that was funny. 3. Because his pants were red. 4. She will never agree to this again. 5. Yes.

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Twister 1304

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He didn’t resist the temptation. Which conflicted with his desire to be honest. Which screwed up his kid. All because some lady wore shorts.

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Twister 1402

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The misunderstanding is unfortunate with dire consequences. Though in hindsight his transgressions are understandable. But she said “lymph.”

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Twister 1506

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The pilot yells out, There’s no need to panic! But it’s too late. And the megaphone lacks batteries. They’re in the sex toys. And the purser

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Twister 1583

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Billy’s sleeping with Alison and Joan. He’s 17 and he figures he’s cool who cares? Except that Alison is pregnant. And Joan is Allison’s mom

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Twister 1704

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He kisses his wife deeply and says, I want to have as much sex as couples do on TV. She laughs and says, You need to watch more sports dear.

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Twister 1814

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The sand blew in off the beach and into the hut. It’s gritty, he said. She turned over and said, Try here. He laughed and did as he was told

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Twister 1923

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

After dinner he offers to do the dishes and she says, That’s so cute and instead she leads him to the couch. My mother can do them, she says

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Twister 2004

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He says, Damn, I think I ate too much. He says, I really don’t feel well. She smiles and coos, I feel great. Don’t stop, baby, she whispers.

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Twister 2108

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He liked to go to the fruit store and give bananas to women. One day his wife caught him doing it. She took a banana. It’s a start, he said.

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