He came home, his arm in a cast, and his daughter asked, What happened to your arm? and he said, I’d rather not say. While his wife blushed.
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T 5494
Sure, you bemoaned my shortcomings, even though I was complimented after the video went viral. You called me a liar. But you loved my tacos.
T 5492
They watched their kids play in the yard. She put her hand on his ass. I have many regrets right now, he said. She understood what he meant.
T 5471
She sits before him going over the presentation while he picks his nose extravagently. Then she undoes a button. I have the power, she says.
T 5470
The sun set and the day was done. He opened a beer and said, That’s the end of that. She went out to the backyard and said, What about here?
T 5464
The sun wraps the morning in its poetry. She wakes him and he smiles and kisses her and she says, You weren’t good, and then darkness falls.
T 5458
He kissed her neck and took her shirt off, and she said, Say hi to Frank and Pete! and he ran away from her so quickly he broke both ankles.
T 5457
The waitress put the straw in her mouth before putting it in his pina colada. He felt the weight of her seduction. Until she belched loudly.
T 5455
They spent the evening talking about children. One couple went home. I thought they’d never leave, the hostess said. And so the nudity began.
T 5454
Everything is how to and not why, the professor says leaving the room and the students sit in silence until two of them have sex on a table.
