He turns off the light. She says, I like it on. He says, I like it off. Her silence screams to him and he turns it on. Or tries to at least.
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T 5587
He’d spent the day baking, and when she came home she said, The place smells sexy, and that merely reminded him of some unpleasant evenings.
T 5583
She discovers my mole in the most delicious way imaginable. What else are you hiding from me? she asks. Nothing, I say. And then I cover up.
T 5572
Where are my shoes? she asks, searching frantically. He says, That’s how good that was. And she stops looking for them. No really, she says.
T 5550
He opens his eyes and looks over and she is still there, and he smiles, and she wakes slowly and looks at him and says, Why am I still here?
T 5528
He says, You Americans and your power, and she smiles and says, You’re my window into Latin percussion, and he nuzzles her neck and goes on.
T 5527
He took her hand and said, Do you want to? She looked coy and said, Do you? And he said, Do you? And she said, Do you? And so they never did.
T 5523
She made red Jello and she was quite proud of this and he said, Are you for real? and she took that as a sign and so she removed her blouse.
T 5504
She had just been promoted. He grilled an octopus. They’re smart, she said. I like eating smart things, he smiled. Then he watched her blush.
T 5451
She says, Let’s make out, and he says, That makes me feel young again, and she pulls away and things get awkward, and then they order pizza.
