He wakes and kisses her. He takes a shower. Upon his return to the room he finds a dog he doesn’t own. I was speaking figuratively, he says.
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He watches her every morning, as she reads her book while her dog plays in the park. I should get a dog, he thinks. And maybe start reading.
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He bent over to pick up after his dog and split his pants just as a beautiful woman walked by. Thanks, he told the dog. And then it threw up
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The rock was in the perfect place to trip me up as I ran away from the dog. The beast had violence in its demeanor. And I picked up the rock
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The dogs came out of nowhere and violently attacked the bar, destroying all of the alcohol. Enough with the mojitos, the alpha male snarled.
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The dog crapped on the rug because it was an ornery dog, all misbehaved and selfish. And because his master loved the shag rug unironically.
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They met at a dog run and fell in love. But their dogs hated each other. The hate was almost unnatural. And then the couple were out of love
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The park is full of smartly-dressed people with their small dogs. The place smells kind of like futility. But everyone is too busy to notice
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Jane loved her dog even though it made love to the couch twice a day. She called in specialists; they suggested she wrap the couch in rubber
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The morning veered off like a Scott Norwood field goal. I burnt my toast. The dog puked. And I cut myself shaving. Now it hurts when I piss.
