There was food on the floor and clothes up the stairs and and strange, primitive noises emanating the room. The dogs were eating grandfather
Tagged: Pets (140)
Twister 2638
She thinks he’s cute and then he’s practicing his golf swing with an umbrella and she sighs and goes home and pets her dog and mixes a drink
Twister 3252
The cat plays with yarn. He watches it and thinks evil thoughts. His kids play video games. His wife isn’t coming back. He’s figured it out.
Twister 210
I want to like cats more, he says. But I’m too needy and cats are too indifferent. He takes a bite of his pie. You’re like my dad, she says.
Twister 688
The kid came in crying about a lost dog. Dad sprung into action. Signs were posted. The media called. Wait, Dad said. When did we get a dog?
Twister 1292
He squealed when he saw a dog. She made fun of him all week. And then he refused her advances. And stopped eating meat. And she bought steak
Twister 1873
She brought home a kitten. It was cute but he was allergic and she knew it. You sending me a message? he asked. Not until you itch, she said
Twister 2661
Her cat was obviously sad. And this made her sad, too. And then her ex-boyfriend came by to drop off her toothbrush. And he laughed at them.
Twister 3259
He watches her every morning as she walks her dogs in the park. He fantasizes about a long and loving relationship. And saying “bitch” a lot
Twister 231
At the taco stand he says, My dog jumped the shark. She says, You mean this fish taco? He says, Damned thing won’t eat steak. She says, Yum.
