Tagged: Pets (140)

Twister 3010

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He wonders if he’s ever been more irrelevant. And then a dog comes and pees on his leg. He laughs. Until he recognizes the dog as his kids’.

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Twister 474

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The dog likes my mailman. It’s liked the mailman since my wife left. And I vacuumed the house today. There’s a cosmic thing happening here.

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Twister 1036

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

All the soccer moms wear their yoga gear while sipping lattes. Jones wonders which one to flirt with. He brought along his dog for a reason.

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Twister 1539

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He loosed the dogs and they ran hither and yon, but they didn’t bite any of the intruders. He should have fed them a higher brand of kibble.

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Twister 2278

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He studied the photos and felt the totality of his loss. He wanted to cry but it didn’t feel manly. I’ll never own a cat again, he lamented.

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Twister 3117

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

My problems started when my dog took a dump on the mayor’s lawn. Some dude took a photo, I got famous and now I have a talkshow. About dogs.

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Twister 413

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I love you so much I want to buy you a panda, he says. The spy reports him to the authorities. And he ends up flinging noodles in Chongqing.

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Twister 1043

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I saw this guy literally melt in the sun until he was a puddle with eyeballs. And then I saw a dog piddle in the puddle. And I had to laugh.

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Twister 1575

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Alan walks his dog every morning past the divorcee’s house. He doesn’t know why he does it. She has to be at least 70. But she’s a young 70.

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Twister 2365

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The beer was warm and Jim called the bartender over and said, Where do you think we are, London? and a shot rang out and someone’s dog died.

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