Tagged: Pets (140)

Twister 688

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The kid came in crying about a lost dog. Dad sprung into action. Signs were posted. The media called. Wait, Dad said. When did we get a dog?

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Twister 1292

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He squealed when he saw a dog. She made fun of him all week. And then he refused her advances. And stopped eating meat. And she bought steak

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Twister 1873

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She brought home a kitten. It was cute but he was allergic and she knew it. You sending me a message? he asked. Not until you itch, she said

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Twister 2661

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Her cat was obviously sad. And this made her sad, too. And then her ex-boyfriend came by to drop off her toothbrush. And he laughed at them.

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Twister 3259

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He watches her every morning as she walks her dogs in the park. He fantasizes about a long and loving relationship. And saying “bitch” a lot

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Twister 231

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

At the taco stand he says, My dog jumped the shark. She says, You mean this fish taco? He says, Damned thing won’t eat steak. She says, Yum.

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Twister 779

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The dogs circled them, their wet noses working overtime. They were hungry. Their tongues were ready. But the dogs weren’t allowed on the bed

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Twister 1335

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Liz, Brad’s ex, called him 50 Seconds. She had t-shirts printed and got media attention. He bought an incontinent dog. And named it Impotent

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Twister 1884

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I hated the dog. But she had to bring the mutt along. And when the boat started to take on water, she said, The dog ate the flotation device

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Twister 2671

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They had intimacy issues. Not with each other but even a hint of groping elicited howls from her dogs. Have they seen me naked? he wondered.

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