Who does he admit this to? Who would not hear this and question his sanity? But his dog is talking to him. Really. Ever since the wife left.
Tagged: Pets (140)
Twister 507
The car broke down and they came upon a parade of circus freaks and three legged dogs. They argued about the car. A dog told them to shut up
Twister 1053
They lived happily. At least that’s what they told their friends. It wasn’t true. The dog whined incessantly. And neither of them could cook
Twister 1603
After the kids tracked mud through the house and the dog crapped on the floor he went up to his wife and said, We totally live in a cartoon.
Twister 2405
She watches the dogs in the park, the endless canine dance of sniffing. There’s an easy life, she tells her husband. He takes it personally.
Twister 3128
The dog pleasures itself in the hall. The kids play video games in the den. He looks at his wife. And shrugs. I don’t know anymore, he says.
Twister 541
The dog was on the green side and didn’t appreciate the plastic bags. So I told it to stop crapping outside. And then it really hit the fan.
Twister 1067
The desperation boxed them in, a squalid prison. They couldn’t hold hands for fear of the hurt. But that puppy was cute. And they wanted it.
Twister 1648
Jen’s dog crapped on the mayor’s lawn. It made all the papers the next day. Debates were had. Sides taken. And then the mayor asked Jen out.
Twister 2407
Manscape much? screams the billboard. The black dog licks itself to taste what might have been. The hipster in the kilt says, Blasted wind!
