Tagged: Pets (140)

Twisters 3706

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 15, 2011

Who does he admit this to? Who would not hear this and question his sanity? But his dog is talking to him. Really. Ever since the wife left.

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Twister 465

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jane loved her dog even though it made love to the couch twice a day. She called in specialists; they suggested she wrap the couch in rubber

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Twister 1012

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The morning veered off like a Scott Norwood field goal. I burnt my toast. The dog puked. And I cut myself shaving. Now it hurts when I piss.

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Twister 1524

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

After the divorce, she took to walking the dog wearing her ugly pyjamas. Then she stopped picking up his shit. This is freedom, she thought.

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Twister 2254

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

A strange dog was drinking water out of his toilet. But until he saw the dog’s owner, he couldn’t properly evaluate the night’s festivities.

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Twister 3010

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He wonders if he’s ever been more irrelevant. And then a dog comes and pees on his leg. He laughs. Until he recognizes the dog as his kids’.

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Twister 474

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The dog likes my mailman. It’s liked the mailman since my wife left. And I vacuumed the house today. There’s a cosmic thing happening here.

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Twister 1036

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

All the soccer moms wear their yoga gear while sipping lattes. Jones wonders which one to flirt with. He brought along his dog for a reason.

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Twister 1539

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He loosed the dogs and they ran hither and yon, but they didn’t bite any of the intruders. He should have fed them a higher brand of kibble.

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Twister 2278

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He studied the photos and felt the totality of his loss. He wanted to cry but it didn’t feel manly. I’ll never own a cat again, he lamented.

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