Tagged: Pets (140)

Twisters 3706

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 15, 2011

Who does he admit this to? Who would not hear this and question his sanity? But his dog is talking to him. Really. Ever since the wife left.

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Twister 355

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He had the bath done right. Bubbles. Roses. Champagne on ice. And then she canceled. He got in the bath. The dog too. And then she showed up

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Twister 852

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He walked his dog every day so he could see the stunning lady on the corner and everyday the dog crapped right there for maximum humiliation

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Twister 1364

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Her mother warned her it was true. And after the hamster’s eyes popped out, the daughter learned it was possible to love something to death.

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Twister 2100

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There was talk of love now but she didn’t like sports and he hated the way she dressed and his parents were crazy. But they both liked dogs.

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Twister 2754

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She’d noticed that the neighbor’s dog was friendly with her husband. A bit too friendly. Too familiar. That night, she had trouble sleeping.

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Twister 3471

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The dog did his business on the floor and I said, Let’s just sell the house, and my wife said, Your laziness is amazing, and I had to agree.

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Twister 368

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The dog makes a sound of distress and it wakes Phil. He’s late now and he rushes out of the house and gets to the dentist. But the dog dies.

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Twister 861

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They met because of his kitten and for that he was grateful. Until the relationship went south. Then he wanted nothing to do with the pussy.

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Twister 1467

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He complained about the dog and the neighbor said “sue me” and he said “C’mon” and built a squadron of cannons instead. It just felt better.

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