Jen’s dog crapped on the mayor’s lawn. It made all the papers the next day. Debates were had. Sides taken. And then the mayor asked Jen out.
Tagged: Pets (140)
Twister 2407
Manscape much? screams the billboard. The black dog licks itself to taste what might have been. The hipster in the kilt says, Blasted wind!
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He packed his bags. She woke and said, Why? I can’t compete with your kittens, he replied. And she knew he was right. The kittens were cute.
Twister 573
The dog found a mouse in the yard and ate it. I’ve been meaning to trim the bushes, he says. The neighbor laughs. Not those bushes, he says.
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He wants his life to be like those ads with a light jazz soundtrack and smart shoes and canapés. As he bends down to clean up after the dog.
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The neighbors’ dogs would not stop barking. They do this every time, he says. Try and ignore them, she says. How they do they know? he asks.
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The microwave beeped. She ran into the kitchen and slipped on the dog’s latest mistake. I just want my popcorn, she thinks, immobile. Alone.
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He was tired, weary even, and then the dog came and sat down and licked him. Stop needing me, he told the animal. Then it licked him again
Twister 89
And that was the beginning of it. The dogs barked with abandon. The cats went at the drapes. The earth opened up and then there were parties
Twister 585
It’s not real. He says this over and over but every time he opens his eyes, he sees a dog with blue teeth. This diet is killing me, he says.
