The rock was in the perfect place to trip me up as I ran away from the dog. The beast had violence in its demeanor. And I picked up the rock
Tagged: Pets (140)
Twister 976
The dogs came out of nowhere and violently attacked the bar, destroying all of the alcohol. Enough with the mojitos, the alpha male snarled.
Twister 1496
The dog crapped on the rug because it was an ornery dog, all misbehaved and selfish. And because his master loved the shag rug unironically.
Twister 2249
They met at a dog run and fell in love. But their dogs hated each other. The hate was almost unnatural. And then the couple were out of love
Twister 3000
The park is full of smartly-dressed people with their small dogs. The place smells kind of like futility. But everyone is too busy to notice
Twister 465
Jane loved her dog even though it made love to the couch twice a day. She called in specialists; they suggested she wrap the couch in rubber
Twister 1012
The morning veered off like a Scott Norwood field goal. I burnt my toast. The dog puked. And I cut myself shaving. Now it hurts when I piss.
Twister 1524
After the divorce, she took to walking the dog wearing her ugly pyjamas. Then she stopped picking up his shit. This is freedom, she thought.
Twister 2254
A strange dog was drinking water out of his toilet. But until he saw the dog’s owner, he couldn’t properly evaluate the night’s festivities.
Twister 3010
He wonders if he’s ever been more irrelevant. And then a dog comes and pees on his leg. He laughs. Until he recognizes the dog as his kids’.
