Tagged: Love (951)

He is overcome with melancholy and she says, I think you’ve lost the ability to love. And he says, But I still love milkshakes an awful lot.

She beefs up her knowledge of sports. And takes pole dancing lessons. But he’s not pleased. I need completion not competition, he tells her.

She caught him sniffing his underarm. Charming, she said. He was nonplussed, and put his arm around her. I’m being my best for you, he said.

The air is redolent with the pungent aroma of coriander seed. And she gets up, studying him as he lies there. Who’d have thunk it? she says

They kissed deeply, and her tongue stud ended up in his mouth. He swallowed it and said, I’ll keep it forever. But a day later, it was gone.