Tagged: Love (951)

He married his sweetheart ironically in a bowling alley surrounded by their ironic friends. The bowlers didn’t get it; nor did they want to.

She treats him badly just for the thrill of it. He says, I feel like meat, and she takes off her shirt and says, Welcome to the modern world

She agreed he was gorgeous, as her friends put it, but after one night with him, she knew she would need therapy and it would be very expensive.

Celebrating something no one else has. This was the banner in the space they had rented for their anniversary. So what if nobody showed up?

She takes his hand and says, I have diptheria, and he says, You’re such a liar, and he kisses her and their flirtatious games pass go again.

She took him out for dinner and he said, I don’t trust restaurants that run ads on TV, and she said, I can’t win, and he said, No you can’t.

Love happens. She drowns in it. You’re an ocean when all I want is a puddle, she says. He scratches his head. She kinda likes that about him