Tagged: Love (951)

And when she says, I would lick your toilet clean, he feels something and then he flashes back to his mother and then wants to kill himself.

She wrapped his guns in tinfoil until they looked like drumsticks and stuck them in the freezer. And then she announced they would be vegan.

She walked into the room and he sat up in bed, expectant. He held flowers for her. I see Dr. Delusion is paying us another visit, she said.

Every time she mentioned her husband, he felt kicked in the gut. He knew it was a stupid feeling. And my wife doesn’t get it at all, he said

He fingers his way through the catalog and sighs. Remember when we were fashionable? he asks her. She touches him. You never were, she says.