He ordered dessert. She hesitated but she loved him. She ordered some pie and she saw he was pleased, and she said, I would get fat for you.
Tagged: Love (951)
T 5542
Finally, he brought her home. His mother made her meatloaf. She’s replacing you, he told her. Meanwhile, his father opened a silky Burgundy.
T 5535
She watches as he cuts his toenails and listens as they ricochet across the floor. She wants to touch him. You teach me about love, she says.
T 5532
And she suggested a picnic. And his friend called with tickets to the game. It’s not easy being a guy, he said. And she suggested a chablis.
T 5531
She barges in to his apartment, takes an onion out of her purse and slams it onto the counter. Cut it! she cries. So he knows how she feels.
T 5529
I could if you would but she won’t so I can’t. And then the ocean of her incomprehension meets the poetry of his selfishness and she leaves.
T 5527
He took her hand and said, Do you want to? She looked coy and said, Do you? And he said, Do you? And she said, Do you? And so they never did.
T 5519
He builds up the courage to say, I love you, and she asks, Are you being ironic? and he says, Why would you think that? and she says, Oh my.
T 5517
He opened the door and sneezed; he knew she’d brought her cat over without asking. He sneezed again. Then she laughed and said, You’re cute.
T 5516
Home is where I do the disgusting things, he sighs. Like fart while eating steak. But that’s not disgusting, she says. And then he proposes.
