He made her an omelet. Cooked some bacon. Roasted potatoes. There was a rose in a simple vase on the table. I’m not ready for this, she said.
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T 5458
The rain came down and they took refuge in a small cafe home to the damp, dank and miserable, and she turned to him and said, Make me happy.
T 5497
She said, What’s wrong? and he said, I’m flummoxed by your beauty, and she replied, You’re kind of a nerd, and they lived happily ever after.
T 5495
The water is cold. Both of them feel it. Here come the excuses, she teases lovingly. He kisses her. And that night, he suffers awful dreams.
T 5477
The couple has that newfound love odor, that smell that melts cynicism. So I went up to them and punched them both. I held my nose doing it.
T 5468
She wails into her phone, a cry of the desperate. Why? she screams. On the other end, her confused boyfriend. I just wanted a pizza, he says.
T 5435
He takes her hand and they share a moment and then she says, Did you wash your hands? and he starts laughing and he says, I didn’t even pee.
T 5434
She laments the speed with which it has unspooled. The law of unintended consequences. But he is gone now. She must eat the cake by herself.
T 5431
The sun beat down relentlessly. He took off his shirt to cool off and she said, I thought I recognized you, and she pinched his third nipple.
T 5427
They finished eating. She took his hand. What is love? she asked. And then he farted and wasn’t ashamed and said, I’m pretty sure that’s it.
