We had just ordered our meal and she asked, What would you do for love? and I reached over to the next table and took a lasagne. And ate it.
Tagged: Love (951)
T 5606
He falls down on and springs back to his feet and looks at her. I told you I’ve never found you funny, she says. But he doesn’t believe her.
T 5590
We walked down the beach and found a secluded spot and she removed her new skirt and it was carried off by the wind and that ruined the mood.
T 5574
A noise was coming from the kitchen. It was a feral sound and he found her devouring a cake with her hands. It’s like eating love, she said.
T 5570
He woke and she was gone and two days later he called and said, I like you, and she said, But you eat too much gluten, and that shut him up.
T 5568
You can’t take a punch, she says, and he says, I’m so turned on, and she downs her whisky and says, Let’s see, but he’s already unconscious.
T 5565
I was cutting an onion. My wife said, Why so sad? and then she laughed and so did I. Except I was sad. But I knew she didn’t want to hear it.
T 5560
The phone rings and he answers. Fix my toilet, his ex screams. We broke up months ago, he says. But she is undeterred. Just fix it, she says.
T 5556
The policewoman writes up the ticket and he says, To be frank, and she says, To be beans, and their kids end up telling the worst jokes ever.
T 5553
Hours later, she says, What happens if I say yes? but he no longer remembers the question, there’s a game on, so she opens a bottle of wine.
