Tagged: Home (473)

Twister 2724

She did nothing when the kids threw pebbles at her house but when they threw pies she complained that they were wasting perfectly good pies.

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Twister 2970

He came home and announced, I will worship a different part of you every day, and she just rolled her eyes and said, Dinner’s in the fridge.

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Twister 3128

The dog pleasures itself in the hall. The kids play video games in the den. He looks at his wife. And shrugs. I don’t know anymore, he says.

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Twister 3375

She threw the evidence out the kitchen window. Shards of glass fell onto the roses. The mailman rang the doorbell. He picked the wrong time.

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Twister 3500

He opens the fridge. And the smell is equal parts disgusting and arousing. And he calls his wife and says, What does this smell like to you?

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Twister 22

They looked over the mess and wondered how to clean up. The phone line was dead. A window was broken. That was some party, the tall one said

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Twister 573

The dog found a mouse in the yard and ate it. I’ve been meaning to trim the bushes, he says. The neighbor laughs. Not those bushes, he says.

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Twister 739

The carnage of the breakfast table is belied by the silence of a sated couple who have locked their kids in the basement a few hours longer.

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Twister 972

There was no hiding the yardwork from the neighbors. Too many video cameras out to deny the nudity. But dark enough to deny everything else.

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Twister 1306

There was a cult-like chanting in the distance and Jones followed it and found your typical suburban swingers party with sinister undertones

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