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Twister 1727

There was a chill in the air and he was having problems with the fire. She asked what was wrong. I’m having trouble with my poker, he sighed

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Twister 1925

Foxes invaded the gardens and ate the flowers. She conveniently forgot her long held aversion to fur coats. I miss the children, she wailed.

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Twister 2296

The hours turn to days. And then finally the curtains are drawn and the sun streaks in. You look pasty, she says. You look in love, he says.

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Twister 2525

He had turned into a psychopath at work. At home his family life tumbled toward something unredeemable. I think I’m broken, he told his wife

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Twister 2663

The dinner party was going well but when a guest complained that her rosemary “tasted like soap,” she ran out the door and never looked back

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Twister 2845

He bought a white carpet for the living room. And then a bunch of bad things happened, all involving poop. And then he became philosophical.

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Twister 3107

He woke from the dream determined to better his life, to escape the dross that had him in a cocoon. I should switch to tea, he told his wife

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Twister 3340

This disaster is the best I could hope for, she thinks. The realization floors her. But the floor is so hideous. That’s part of the problem.

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Twister 3475

And when he didn’t look up from the magazine he was reading she said, You don’t care anymore, and then he looked at her and said, Never did.

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Twister 549

I splurged on the toilet seat. My wife called me frivolous. Now I sit when I pee. I read books in there. So I’m also drinking more. Because.

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