Tagged: Home (473)

Twister 3430

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He comes home and then his wife comes home. And he says, I look forward to making love on a regular basis, and they laugh and order a pizza.

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Twister 3537

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The commotion took over the neighborhood and he realized he needed to explain himself. “I like my kids,” he said. “I just don’t like yours.”

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Twister 457

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The lawn reminds me of my fourth wife; feral but sort of beautiful. The grass needs cutting, my son says. Oh, it needs more than that, I say

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Twister 648

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

As he cleaned the house he could feel his penis getting smaller. But when his wife saw the job he’d done, she made his penis do the opposite

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Twister 804

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They went through the basement, sifting through their memories and bathed in the sweet pool of nostalgia. But then she found his porn stash.

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Twister 1026

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The kids run around the backyard naked, a Sally Mann photo come to life. But he can’t look. The nudity is too free. The little boys too big.

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Twister 1351

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jim hears a buzzing and figures insects. He hits his head on a shelf and the buzzing vanishes. As he steps over empty bottles of Grey Goose.

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Twister 1483

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And she says I will leave you if you do that ever again and he smiles and walks into the den and greets the guests and pulls down his pants.

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Twister 1618

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They would try but their house was always a mess. This didn’t stop them from inviting people over. But not caring was that much much easier.

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Twister 1844

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The yard is overrun by weasels and she blames her husband. Her plans are ruined. The affair with the neighbor is going to have to go public.

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