Tagged: Home (473)

Twister 711

The forest gave way to condos, concrete pillars on the land populated by the elderly and infirm. Then the meteor struck and nothing mattered

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Twister 911

Years later, the neighbors found out there hadn’t been a baby. Just a severe fetish, lame excuses, much crying and a fondness for applesauce

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Twister 1226

The house smelled like cheese. Everyone noticed it. Even the dog. And they searched the source of the smell. While Al quickly took a shower.

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Twister 1398

The backyard was overrun with aphids and he only knew they were aphids because he’d watched a documentary on TV while lamenting his divorce.

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Twister 1523

He never watched the news. So he was surprised to see a tiger in his backyard. And a helicopter overhead. Now he wished he was wearing pants

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Twister 1728

The married guy’s neighbor is newly single and every day he sees a different man walk out of her place. I have a large family, she explains.

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Twister 1926

The shy ballet performed by a new couple in the morning. And the discussion about toilet seats. And the horror of discovering one’s humanity

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Twister 2297

Afternoons spent sipping cocktails on a veranda overlooking azure waters. This is the dream he dreams before the kids run in to the bedroom.

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Twister 2538

She walks into the bathroom and he’s in there and she says, I’m sorry, and he says, It’s ok, and she says, No I’m really sorry, and giggles.

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Twister 2690

There were deer on the lawn. Birdsong filled the air. He took a cup of coffee out onto the new patio. I really hate the suburbs, he thought

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