He was constipated. His pharmacist called his stomach a storage facility. HIs children laughed at him. He wife kept saying not tonight, dear
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Twister 670
Years ago he walked in on his parents and was scarred. Now he’s a father and has a deadbolt on his bedroom door. Only he never has to use it
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He was tired of living in the City of No Ideas. He moved to the City Where Everyone Has Ideas. At least the debates there were entertaining.
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He sat watching TV. He’d been like that all day. She had paraded around naked, just to get his attention. And then she realized he was dead.
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There was no stopping the kid’s crying. His parents were concerned but couldn’t ask why. I didn’t recycle the plastic! the kid finally said.
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The dog crapped on the rug because it was an ornery dog, all misbehaved and selfish. And because his master loved the shag rug unironically.
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The power goes out and there is a mild panic. But they find the alcohol and mix cocktails and are caught making love when the power returns.
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He turns the thermostat up just before she arrives. He’s cooked a spicy Thai curry. And offers her tea. You’re trying way too hard, she says
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She says, my basement’s flooded. He doesn’t know whether to be turned on or concerned. He decides she needs a hug and she says, No you idiot
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She wakes up on the couch again. The TV blasting stale laugh tracks from the sixties. I hate this channel, she says, reaching for the remote
