He promises her paradise and it becomes kids and a house in the suburbs and an affair with the neighbor. And she convinces herself it’s good
Tagged: Home (473)
Twister 1869
The couch broke and he didn’t care. Nothing lasts forever, he said. But she took that as an insult. And he had to sleep on the broken couch.
Twister 2106
He was sure he’d seen polar bears in the yard and then he woke up and he shook his wife awake to tell her about his dream. She hit him hard.
Twister 2473
The house is quiet save for his labored breathing. He’s relieved she’s asleep finally. As he waits for the neighbors to start calling again.
Twister 2617
He put the cape on and ran around the house and then realized she was filming his escapades and he remembered how much he hated modern life.
Twister 2792
He watches as she slinks through her morning yoga routine. He finds the pants sexy. And then she’s done. So can I get my coffee now? he asks
Twister 3060
He comes home and kisses his wife and she says, You smell funny, and he says, Funny yuck or funny hah hah? and her suspicions are confirmed.
Twister 3279
Darkness fell upon the house and the phone rang and the boy answered and he put it down and said, Their flight’s canceled, and there was joy
Twister 3464
The roof needed fixing. He’d thought about it for a long time. He would look at it and think about what needed doing. The roof needed fixing
Twister 3566
What do you mean? Why are you talking to me? Did I say you could? What the hell is wrong with you? Can you make me a pastrami on rye, honey?
