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Twister 2617

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He put the cape on and ran around the house and then realized she was filming his escapades and he remembered how much he hated modern life.

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Twister 2792

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He watches as she slinks through her morning yoga routine. He finds the pants sexy. And then she’s done. So can I get my coffee now? he asks

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Twister 3060

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He comes home and kisses his wife and she says, You smell funny, and he says, Funny yuck or funny hah hah? and her suspicions are confirmed.

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Twister 3279

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Darkness fell upon the house and the phone rang and the boy answered and he put it down and said, Their flight’s canceled, and there was joy

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Twister 3464

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The roof needed fixing. He’d thought about it for a long time. He would look at it and think about what needed doing. The roof needed fixing

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Twister 3566

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

What do you mean? Why are you talking to me? Did I say you could? What the hell is wrong with you? Can you make me a pastrami on rye, honey?

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Twister 500

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was constipated. His pharmacist called his stomach a storage facility. HIs children laughed at him. He wife kept saying not tonight, dear

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Twister 670

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Years ago he walked in on his parents and was scarred. Now he’s a father and has a deadbolt on his bedroom door. Only he never has to use it

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Twister 850

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was tired of living in the City of No Ideas. He moved to the City Where Everyone Has Ideas. At least the debates there were entertaining.

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Twister 1120

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He sat watching TV. He’d been like that all day. She had paraded around naked, just to get his attention. And then she realized he was dead.

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