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He says, Someone save me from the mudpile of my life. He says this to no one because he is alone and everyone knows he’s just a drama queen.

Jim fell out of the tree and the girls laughed and he knew he should make a joke just then but his legs were broken and the pain was awesome

He sees her, and even though he’s married, he knows his life has changed forever. He approaches her. And she breaks his nose with one punch.

There’s room in the car and he knows it but he hasn’t showered in days and the girls in the back are cute. It’s raining. I’m moist, he says.

He heard sirens and sighed with relief. He rubbed her back to reassure her. He knew she wouldn’t make it. You owe me ten bucks, he whispered

Crustaceans invaded the resort town and the sheriff called his men together. The women are afraid, he told them. And the men have moved away

The car went fast and he couldn’t quite believe the speed with which he was traveling. Slow down, she pleaded. I’ll think about it, he said.