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Twister 1500

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

When she left him, he decided to go on a hunger strike. But he was not at all media savvy. He didn’t even send out a press release. He died.

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Twister 1549

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He came home from a date and told his roommate, She smells like my ex-mother in law. I can’t abide by that, he said. But secretly? He could.

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Twister 1604

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I’m drunk, he says. Have some more, she purrs. I’ll always be sad and alone, he says. You don’t have to be, she replies. I like it, he says.

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Twister 1666

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They danced late into the evening. There were hints of a blossoming love, of something eternal. Not yet, he whispered. I still have a boner.

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Twister 1730

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

When the freezer held only boxes of chicken fingers, he realized his job was done and it would be mere seconds before his wife left for good

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Twister 1778

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She waited for him, naked under the sheets, ready for loving. And finally, he rushed in and tore off his clothes. I found a cannon! he said.

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Twister 1845

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The wind lashed at the boat and they held fast. He told her he loved her and always would. And then the wind died down. I panicked, he said.

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Twister 1903

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He comes home late from work. He looks like he’s been run over. She asks, What is it? He sighs. Being a man is constant humiliation, he says

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Twister 1985

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He speaks of the banality of celebrity, as if he knows anything about the subject. You think you know everything, she says. I know, he says.

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Twister 2025

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Inside the book, he read about the secrets of love, wealth and happiness and he resolved to master them. He ended up in the hospital instead

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