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You know sometimes you don’t remember whether your underwear has a flap or not, he tells the cop in response to a totally imagined question.

He cried then and she found his sensitivity remarkably endearing, and he didn’t have the heart to tell her he’d just pulled out a nose hair.

And he danced with his own melancholy until she called and said, Get over yourself, and he hung up the phone. And found a new pair of shoes.

And then, she asked him to dance. This was a horror beyond imagining. You’ll die laughing, he said. But she insisted. And soon she was dead.

The fat guy wanted to play the tuba. But the skinny guy wouldn’t let him. You fat guys get all the fun! he yelled. I need my happiness too!!

The swimming pool is a stunning blue, surrounded by palms. He doesn’t get out of the water. Because he has become separated from his trunks.

The book was a doorstop he would never read but it impressed impressive people. So he put it in a prominent place when his guests came over.