Tagged: Guys (1,814)

Twister 146

They farted and laughed and farted some more. The room smelled like cheese and salami and this also made them laugh. Until the boss came in.

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Twister 81

The swimming pool is a stunning blue, surrounded by palms. He doesn’t get out of the water. Because he has become separated from his trunks.

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Twister 106

They followed him to where the river widened. We’ll ford it here, he said. Are you sick? they asked. Touch my forehead, he said. He was hot.

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Twister 151

The book was a doorstop he would never read but it impressed impressive people. So he put it in a prominent place when his guests came over.

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Twister 74

He hid the old record collection before she came over. He wanted to exude hipness. She arrived wearing a Def Leppard bandana. Without irony.

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Twister 116

He was the only one to walk away from the accident and so he hated himself. His diet consists solely of microwavable ranch flavored popcorn

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Twister 111

He took the dog off the leash. A child cried. It’s all about freedom, he said. It’s not about the kid? she asked. Are you in or out? he said

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Twister 53

It was desolate but in a good way, like a post-industrial loft pre-furniture. This is where he’d woo her. Where he’d let her inside his soul

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Twister 300

As a child he constructed an imaginary town in his bedroom closet. And he was the best looking man in a town where everyone was good looking

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Twister 330

His jeans are way too tight and his shoes wrong; escape is impossible. Who goes hiking in skinny jeans? he thinks. And the bear is upon him.

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