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T 3721

Once he told her the truth she felt dead with hurt and she asked him if he was a monster, and he said he was comfortable living with regret.

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Twister 3717

She lives with three cats and he’s allergic to cats and she loves them more than she will ever love him and he says, My melancholy’s showing

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Twister 3714

He ran home and said, Look at all these free bananas, and she said, But we hate bananas, and he looked confused and said, But they were free

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Twister 3711

He opened the door and she walked in and said, Your place smells like a day old porn set. And he wondered whether she was using a euphemism.

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Twister 3709

We watched the young women dressed in red dresses, flaunting impending power, the world and how they’d shape it, and we felt old and thirsty

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Twisters 3708

They had walked for so long. He was thirsty. My leg hurts, he complained. This was his fault. Shut up or I’ll punch the other one, she said.

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Twisters 3702

You must be a plus size model, he says. He means it in the best way. But later that evening he sees there may never be a good way to say it.

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Twister 3701

The stream becomes a river becomes an ocean. Estuaries form. An ecosystem. He now realizes he may have overdone it. But the girls were cute.

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Twister 3700

He was the “big man on campus” but his girlfriend knew better and he would buy her anything to shut her up but he just wasn’t wealthy enough

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Twister 468

He’s awkward around people, he knows this. And then he gets it. I’m going to be celibate, he thinks. Then I won’t have to be nice to anyone.

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