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The dream was like an old Irish Spring commercial except all the lasses looked like his mom and he woke with a start and cried in his pillow

Every question resulted in denial because the questions were loaded; but that’s the way things were now, especially since he’d gained weight

By the time she was through with her shower, he’d sliced his finger peeling potatoes, reevaluated his life, and decided he was gay all along

He feels alone, but that’s because he’s sitting behind a giant mound of food, and everyone else in here is ignoring him from the other side.

He spotted her across the bar and couldn’t stop looking. And then she walked over to him and he felt electric. Stop looking at me, she said.