Tagged: Guys (1,814)

T 5096

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

I like cuisines that celebrate melted cheese, he says, and she looks him up and down and says, That’s so obvious, and he calls her a racist.

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T 5095

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

I walked into the washroom and the dude looked like a lady for real but after ten minutes inside I’m not even sure how to vote anymore. Man.

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T 5094

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

He goes to the races but never watches the race. You’re not that kind of guy, his wife says packing her bags. He doesn’t notice that either.

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T 5093

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

His voice rose and then he said a manly thing, at least he thought it was manly, and decisive, but she found it hilarious, and he went home.

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T 5090

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

I gave myself to her. But then my job took me far away. I learned to eat many exotic things. I met a new woman. I gave myself to her as well.

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T 5089

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

He was too cheap to upgrade the cable and the show was tense and the commercial break far away, and soon the sofa was wet. And it was suede.

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T 5078

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

My kid was writing a story for school, and asked how it should end. I said, With flatulence, and that’s how I found out his teacher was hot.

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T 5077

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

He was so in love he told her, I love your soup, but that wasn’t true and soon enough it became a lie to haunt him. And he exploded in rage.

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T 5075

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

And then he said, I just have big balls, and she thought that was too cute but it didn’t stop her from giggling and so his torture continued.

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T 5073

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

You’re older than you look, I say. She takes this in and says, I’m not sure how you’d know that. I was never good with compliments. Damn it.

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